Dieser Nerd formuliert 50 Shades of Grey um und es ist so gut
50 Shades of Grey von E. L. James kann jeder gut finden: auch dann, wenn man das Buch eigentlich Scheiße findet. Die zahllosen Parodien auf den Erotik-Megabestseller machen das Werk nämlich mehr als erträglich. So auch die Twitter-Page 50 Shades of Nerd, die aus dem versauten Roman ein harmloses (und superwitziges!) Sammelsurium doppeldeutiger Textstellen.
‚I’m all yours tonight!‘ she cried, ‚Do something to me you’d never normally dare do to a woman!‘
‚All right‘ he said, and made eye contact.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 30. März 2016
‚I made a mistake!‘ she cried, ‚Please don’t punish me like this!‘
But it was too late . .
She’d already installed the latest Apple update.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 30. März 2016
She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body.
It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 19. März 2016
‚Punish me!‘ she cried desperately, ‚Make me suffer like only a real man can!‘
‚Very well,‘ he replied, and left the toilet seat up . . .— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 18. März 2016
‚Are you ready to be tortured in a way only a woman can torture a man?‘ she asked.
He nodded nervously.
‚OK‘ she said and ate half his chips— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 28. März 2016
‚Oh my God!‘ she screamed, ‚You’re the best I’ve ever had!‘
‚Thank you,‘ he said, ‚How many other people have you asked to fix your laptop?‘— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 25. März 2016
‚It’s so long!‘ she squealed ‚I don’t think it’ll fit!‘
‚Sorry‘ he said ‚It isn’t easy saying what you want in 140 characters‘#LoveTwittter— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 21. März 2016
‚Smack that bottom!‘ she cried, bending over the table. ‚Smack it hard!‘
‚I am‘ he said ‚But the ketchup just won’t come out‘#FridayFeeling— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 18. März 2016
‚I’ve been a very bad girl,‘ she said, biting her lip. ‚I need to be punished.‘
‚Very well,‘ he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 7. September 2015
‚I can’t hold on any longer!‘ he cried, squirming desperately.
‚You’ll have to,‘ she said, ‚Season 6 doesn’t start for hours‘#GameofThrones— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 24. April 2016
‚Ouch!‘ he cried in pain as her hand swiped right across his face.
‚I’m sorry,‘ she said. ‚I thought we were still on Tinder.‘— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 23. April 2016
‚I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,‘ she said, squirming.
‚All right,‘ he said, and called IT support.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) 16. April 2016